When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.
- First Law of Applied Terror
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
- Fourth Law of Applied Terror
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
- Lenny Bruce