Funny TV Quotes - Funny Quotes about TV

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Groucho Marx

Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.
- Samuel Goldwyn

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.
- Samuel Goldwyn